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heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

nosdrinker:

what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

redefiningbodyimage:

YES

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex