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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

verylittlebird:

why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.

kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

niggaimdeadass:

ELEGUNCE

niggaimdeadass:

ELEGUNCE

ciggers:

When you walk into a room full of people you don’t know

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codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.