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aidn:

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

this is what scientology does to people

aidn:

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

this is what scientology does to people

Blue Ivy doing the ***Flawless Dance @ The VMAS 2014.

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

alixjay:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

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and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

calum: *gets blonde streak*

[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]

calum: hel-

zayn: how my dick taste

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters